....and we're back!

It's been a while since I got Mom to post. Last year was kind of a busy year for her, too much work. The great thing was that she worked from home a lot, so we got to see her all the time. It wasn't a whole lot of fun though, she was on the phone a lot. But now that she's going back to work during the day, Heidi and I have a lot of free time on our hands.

Which gave me time to get into stuff around the house. And find stuff. Like this resume I found. I'm not sure what Heidi is up to, or what she's looking for, but I'm a little suspicious....

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Heidi Strickland
aka Chasser's Nutmeg Tiger

Baltimore MD 503-W00-W00Woo
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EXPERIENCE:

Residential Security Specialist
Baltimore MD April 2009-Current
-Specializing in exterior perimeter patrol
-Driveway intrusion alert specialist
-Large animal threat detection and removal
-Schmouser, successful capture, detainment and extermination
-Stinkbug disposal specialist
-Interior small animal search-and-destroy consultant

Transportation Security Advisor
Portland OR and Seattle WA Jan 2005-August 2008
-Provided timely notifications of potential space violations by Ferry personnel and Gas Station Attendants
-Successfully thwarted all intrusion attempts on 218 ferry trips

Voiceover Artist
Portland OR Jan 2005-August 2008
-Stand-in for Curley on the 3 Stooges
-Uncanny impression can be performed on demand

HOBBIES
Swimming, Chasing, Tugtoy, Kong Toy Catch

EDUCATION
None
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Boy, she sure found some good writers to capture what she does. If I want to stay employed, I better see if I can pull together some credentials. Mom says I should enjoy my retirement, I earned it. But I don't know, I don't want the kibble drying up.

Til next time,
Zoe